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š The devilās wellness plan
Plus, need-to-know pesticide legislation info
While this one might read like satire fitting for April Foolās Day, sadlyā¦ itās not a joke. Itās uncomfortably close to reality. The goal is to grapple with some of the harsh realities of the modern world, while offering hope ā that by becoming more aware, we can begin to move toward something better.
Take a read and let me know: what did I miss?
Enjoy ā and as always, thank you for being here!
š The devilās wellness plan
A poem by Casey Means, MD (with some rhyming help from AI)
If I were the devil, Iād ditch the disguiseā
No pitchfork, no flames, just marketing lies.
Iād feed you poison, call it a āsnack,ā
And label you āelitistā when you want your health back.
Iād flood the media with videos of threats,
Distract and scare and create non-stop stress.
Iād poison the soil, then praise the āyield,ā
While destroying the topsoil in every field.
Iād bury research, seal the locks,
Then line you up for seventy-three shots.
Iād cancel critical thinking, stop dissenters with bots,
Then jab your kids without a second thought.
Iād shame the sunlight and worship shade,
And block the rays the holy sun made.
Then sell you D in plastic packs,
To fill the hole from all you lack.
Iād flood your nights with dopamine,
From endless scrolls on little blue screens.
Iād wreck your sleep and sell it back:
āSweet dreamsā with Lunesta and a hundred sleep hacks!
Iād break your trust in ancient ways,
And mock the moon and cyclesā phase.
Iād push the Pill and dull womenās flame,
Till womanhood forgot its name.
Iād give boys man-boobs through toxic food,
And call masculine strength aggressive and lewd.
Iād whisper, āYouāre too much, too loud,ā
And shame menās fire as something rude.
Iād flood your screens with porn on demand,
Till touch means pixels, not holding a hand.
Iād teach women that cooking is something to dread,
That birth needs control and a hospital bed.
Iād destroy the Village, sell you āsmart-phones,ā
And push Reels that make mothers feel theyāre completely alone.
Iād call the Sacred just a trend,
And glorify materialism without any end.
From kids to elders, Iād fry their brains,
Depression, pain, and dementia their chains.
How can you fix things when you canāt think straight?
But donāt worry: Big Pharma will medicate.
Iād put processed poison in the School Lunch,
Let taxpayers pay while the children get sunk.
Weād say that cereal was breakfast of choice,
Packed with sugar and dyes to zap our life-force.
Iād fill the oceans with microplastics and trash,
And poison rivers with pesticides and coal ash.
Iād make you think that composting was hard,
And that you need Roundup to murder every weed in your yard.
Iād fill the air with infertility-chemicals galore:
āGlade Plug-Insā and āLysolā as acceptable norms.
If I were the devil, Iād play it smart:
No need for chainsāIāll just clog your heart!
Keep you comfy, fed, and blindā
Too tired to seek, too numb to find.
If I were the devil, Iād tax you to no endā
Too broke to rise, too exhausted to defend.
No need for war or guns or screamsā
Just sugar, screens, and broken dreams.
If I were the devil, Iād never showā
Iād simply coax āyesā from your mouth when your heart screams āNO.ā
No need for fire, just silent control,
Iād promote self-abandonment that fractures your whole.
Iād convince your species itās small and weak,
Too scared of your power, too scared to speak.
Iād help you forget you are a soul and pure lightā
A miracle of God trading Enlightenment for likes.
Iād make you forget youāre One with all things,
An eternal note in the symphony the universe sings.
I hope youāll stay distracted by my noise and my spin,
Never suspect Iām the one who is weakest within.
For if you believed the limitless love that you are,
Youād rise from my grip and entertain me no more.
No fight, no fire ā just your peace and your breath,
And Iād melt in a flash, disarmed by your depth.
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So, with the āDevilās wellness planā ā what did I miss in there? Pretty eerily accurate, huh? š
For the record, I donāt believe in a literal devil. But I do wonder whether humanity is being tested right nowā¦ by God, by the universe. If we are, I think this test is about whether we, as a species, are willing to show that we want humanity to persist ā or whether weāre going to succumb to our lower impulses and destroy ourselves.
We are in a moment of history where our knowledge and technological capabilities give us the power to destroy the planet instantly (i.e., nuclear war!). But, we also have the knowledge and technological capabilities to heal it and create a sustainable future. This is the fascinating, incredible moment weāve been lucky to be born into.
Weāve been given the ultimate gift: Existence. But our actions as a global community suggest weāre choosing to squander it for profit, convenience, thoughtlessness, āpower,ā or efficiencyā unsustainably extracting from the Earth and destroying its biodiversity, which will obviously come back around to hurt us.
My hope is that we wake up and choose to show how deeply we value life, the Earth, and the opportunity to continue this human experiment... aka, to āpassā the test. Behaviorally modern humans have been here for a very short time, and thereās no guarantee we get to continue. (If Earthās history were a 24-hour clock, behaviorally modern humans would appear in the last few seconds before midnight). Weāre tinyā¦ and yet, quantum science reminds us we matter, a lot. Our choices ripple out. Entanglement is real. Even our thoughts affect the whole.
I invite you to pray, meditate, or simply reflect ā for the strength to envision a positive path forward, for your own life, for the planet, and for our species. That we may raise our collective awareness and move toward deeper connection ā with ourselves, with each other, and with the greater mystery weāre all a part of. We canāt create what we canāt imagine, but we often limit our ability to even imagine because we forget our own miraculousness.
So I invite you to pause ā to reflect, pray, or meditate ā and envision a more sustainable and bright path forward. One rooted in love for life, for Earth, and for one another.
The choice is ours.
š , Dr. Casey
ā£ļø Pesticide/herbicide legislation updates: itās not good
I also want to share the content from a post I put on Instagram and X yesterday, which I think is critical to know about šļø
First, did you know that all of the diseases below are linked to synthetic pesticide exposure?
ADHD
Alzheimerās disease
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)
Anxiety, depression, and mood disorders
Asthma / respiratory issues
Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and other neurodevelopmental delays
Birth defects and congenital abnormalities
Cancer (e.g., non-Hodgkin lymphoma, thyroid, leukemia, brain, breast, prostate, testicular)
Cardiovascular disease
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Cognitive impairment
Diabetes / metabolic syndrome
Fetal growth restriction / low birth weight
Hashimotoās thyroiditis / hypothyroidism
Autoimmune disease
Infertility (male and female), hormone disruption, and sperm dysfunction, low testosterone
Kidney damage / chronic kidney disease (CKD)
Liver disease
Mitochondrial dysfunction
Obesity
Parkinsonās disease
Acute poisoning and death (at least 1,000,000 unintentional pesticide poisonings per year, approximately 20,000 deaths)
Reproductive tract abnormalities (e.g., hypospadias, cryptorchidism)
Many skin disorders (dermatitis, eczema, rashes)

šØāāļø Massive legislative push RIGHT NOW backed by Bayer-Monsanto
There are bills being successfully jammed through several states right now to create āpesticide/herbicide liability shields,ā meaning people will no longer be able to sue pesticide companies for diseases they cause.
The Iowa Senate just passed the bill last week (Senate File 394), led by Republican lawmakers. House Bill 544 passed in Missouri by the House of Representatives. HB 522 advanced in Montana's House Agriculture Committee. It's happening all over.
Meanwhile, also last week, Bayer-Monsanto was ordered to pay out $2.1 billion for causing lymphoma in a man who used Roundup in his yard for several years.
Over 170,000+ cases have been filed against Roundup alone, and all those cases for people whose lives have been destroyed by these chemicals will likely be dropped if this legislation goes through. Zero recourse.
Front groups for agrochemical corporations like āModern Ag Allianceā ā which was created by Bayer - A German company that makes Roundup ā are claiming these bills will āprotectā American farmers and keep food prices low, which is a lie. Nothing is more costly than destroying biodiversity. They are using relentless advertising: billboards, full-page ads in the NY Times and WSJ, and paid marketing on social media to confuse the conversation.

They LOVE the phrase ācrop protection.ā Poison doesnāt protect anything.
This is the same playbook as the horrific 1986 Childhood Vaccine Liability Act, which shielded vaccine manufacturers from being sued for adverse effects and deaths from vaccines. What happened after that? A literal explosion in the number of vaccines on the CDC schedule (to over 70 vaccines per child) and a complete, full-court suppression of the science showing known harms.
I believe the same thing will happen with pesticides: we will see a massive increase in use, as these companies will have no risk of paying forāor being held criminally liable forāthe harm they cause.

Billboards paid for by the group started by Bayer: āModern Ag Allianceā
What people don't understand is that the companies making most of the poisonous agrochemicals used in the United States are NOT even U.S.-based companiesāthey are Chinese, German, and Swiss-owned companies (Bayer, ChemChina-Syngenta, BASF) lobbying in the U.S. to have unfettered access to poison our soil and people for profit.
Again, itās the same playbook we're seeing with Novo Nordiskāa Danish company aggressively influencing U.S. policymakers with relentless lobbying dollars to jam GLP-1 agonists onto the CMS reimbursement schedule for huge swaths of the population (anyone who is obese or overweight). If H.R.4818 passes, it could mean hundreds of billions per year (or more) are directly funneled from U.S. taxpayers to a Danish companyāfor a drug that doesnāt actually address the root causes of obesity in this country.
Once this cat is out of the bag on the pesticide liability shields, there is really no recourse to the mass environmental and human poisoning that will increasingly affect all of usāwhether we buy organic or not, whether we personally use these chemicals or not.
While thankfully I can still choose not to get a COVID booster or take a pharmaceutical drug, I canāt choose whether or not the rain falling on my head contains glyphosate. These pesticides are killing chemicalsāthatās what theyāre designed to do. Many of them were originally developed by Nazi Germany (read my newsletter for more on this). Their use is rising exponentially. Their health effects have NEVER been studied in combination or in real-world use.
And now theyāre on our food, in our parks, on our golf courses and lawns, in our water, on our dogsā paws and fur, and falling from the sky in the rain.
They're everywhere: invisible poisons being sprayed on us largely by foreign-owned companies.

WE ARE LIVING IN A CRAZY WORLD! And ALL our choices matter! We enable these companies to exist by BUYING their products or food sprayed with their products!
In the Iowa Senate vote that passed on March 26th, advancing the pesticide liability shield (Senate File 394), the push was led by Republicans, including Mike Bousselot (R-Ankeny). Somehow, he didnāt get the memo that:
Iowa has the second highest rate of cancer in the U.S.
Iowa is one of the top five highest pesticide-using states.
Iowa's main crops are soybeans and cornāmost of which are used to produce soybean oil and grain-based feed for feedlot animals, both of which are deeply damaging to public health.
Also, in case you werenāt aware, these pesticide companies ghost-write papers claiming their chemicals are safe. Just like the tobacco industry did. Just like vaccine and pharmaceutical companies have done.

These companies also have a US government funded "private social network" attacking pesticide critics, smearing regenerative agriculture leaders like Michael Pollan and sharing ultra-personal details of the people they are targeting.

Most synthetic pesticides, herbicides, and insecticides are a slow-motion extinction event. The lasting domino effects on health, fertility, cancer, neurodegeneration, global biodiversity, topsoil integrity, ocean and aquatic life, and more I think could potentially push us reach a tipping point. Weāre poisoning the intricate web of life for a false sense of convenience and efficiency. Please pay attention, speak up, and choose differently. And for the love of God never buy Roundup.

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ā ļø Mercury, lead, and cadmium
š„½ BPA and plastic residues
š¦ Mold biotoxins
ā ļø Ammonia and urea buildup
ā£ļø Pesticide and herbicide exposure
šš Chlorella and spirulina as a powerhouse duo for detoxification
Wildfire smoke generates free radicals in our bodies that can damage our mitochondria. After exposure to the smoke from the recent fires, it was so important to me to heal and protect my cells from oxidative stress.
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šSupports cellular energy production and vitality
šHelps reduce inflammation from environmental toxins
šAids in faster recovery from exposure to pollutants
šŖPromotes stronger immune resilience
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š In Case You Missed It
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